The Dookie™

Do you know what a dookie is?

It's not at all what you think.

A dookie is formed when you combine two parts chocolate chip cookie with one part chocolate chip cookie dough. That's right, sandwich a healthy dollop of cookie dough in between two freshly baked cookies.

Here is a picture of a dookie:



And this is a picture of me visiting Duke University:



Do you think the dookie should:
a) Be eaten by Duke students in a solemn ceremony that celebrates all that is Duke
b) Be eaten by UNC students in mockery of Duke